August 13, 2008

From Austin to Vancouver and Back

Ah, the open American road.

I'm off on vacation to visit some Canadians and get the hell outta Texas for a while. You can follow my progress through my Twittery updates to this post.


    Reload this page to get the latest update if you've been sittin' here for the last few hours.

    August 08, 2008

    Screwing with Bethany Lutheran Church's Right to Sell

    Austin-American Statesman: Church's plans to sell land for apartments upsets neighbors

    ...Bethany Lutheran Church sought city approval for 272 apartments to be built on part of its Southwest Austin campus...some neighbors are protesting and threatening to sue to stop the project, saying that the church, which plans to sell the land to a private developer, should be required to use the normal zoning process..."We want to make sure that any development on this property complies with all water quality and land-use requirements."...annex more than 13,000 acres that year and apply its environmental regulations, including the SOS ordinance, to development on that land...church was required to upgrade its water quality pond to SOS standards..."You couldn't build anything on the land because by the time you did the re-irrigation and water quality retention pond, there was no building space left."...the land was never zoned in the first place...the City Council wasn't required to hold public hearings...city will not require the water quality controls on the site to meet SOS standards, but the church will have to enlarge...begin irrigating...harvest some runoff...new deal eliminated two retail or office sites...number of units that can be built on that land was reduced...the height of the buildings was reduced...neighbors still upset with the deal and how it was handled have formed a nonprofit called the Oak Parke Brodie Wild Preservation Group...any development on the church's site, which is in the Edwards Aquifer recharge zone, to adhere to SOS requirements..."The church couldn't sell their land."

    Copyright 2008 The Austin American-Statesman. All rights reserved.


    It is amazing to me that anyone can get anything done in this city. The above is a sample of the rigmarole voters, politicians, and city "planners" have thrown up in the face of people wanting to do conduct their business.

    This kind of shit - the endemic, rampant, and almost universally ignored category of property rights violations known as "local law" - is vastly more responsible for economic sluggishness than the increasing cost of oil, sub-par graduates from the Public Education Machine, and other common targets.

    August 07, 2008

    Qin Gang, Professional Chinese Liar

    This man, like every government spokesperson, is a professional liar. Here's what he said in reaction to Bush's Thailand speech about human rights (itself an act of gagging hypocritical proportions, but you already knew that):

    The Chinese government puts people first, and is dedicated to maintaining and promoting its citizens' basic rights and freedom.

    I hear the following from some people questioning my philosophy: how can "unalienable rights", how can "natural law" exist when they don't self-enforce? Gravity doesn't bail on us at the state's command and light can still be split into various wavelengths, but rights do nothing of the sort.

    Rights are not self-reinforcing things. Rights violations as tiny as stealing a paperclip from an employer and as incomprehensible as unflinching genocide have occurred since the beginning of humanity. These acts, responsible for an Olympus Mons of victims, were not stopped by some meta-power that corrects deviations from the ethical standard.

    The same goes for speaking the truth.

    Chinese citizens have freedom of religion.

    There is no cosmic force that erases falsehoods and distortions as they are uttered. Desperately wanting one to silence liars as they speak is one of those great "facial tic" moments I have each day. You hear someone say something not just outrageously retarded, but in gross violation of reality and all I can think during the first few moments is "ow..."

    The desire, as illogical as it is, to see liars shut up is so powerful it hurts.

    These are indisputable facts.
    It hurts and infuriates even more when the liar claims the power of objective truth when the reality is so very different:

    Human Rights Watch
    Index of Economic Freedom - China
    Amnesty International
    Tibetian Center for Human Rights and Democracy
    Reporters Without Borders Worldwide Press Freedom Index
    Religious Freedom in China
    Human Rights in China

    And from me:
    China's "outward signs of capitalism"
    Unclear on the Concepts

    China is a billion-person liberty train wreck and the only joy I get out of liars like Qin Gang is their reactionary annoyance when someone they cannot ignore publicly reminds them who they are.

    August 05, 2008

    Kathryn Jean Lopez's Idolatry

    ...I get enthused by the prospect of a Cheney in the White House for another four years.
    Even if only a quarter of the stories, articles, interviews, books, anecdotes, and direct quotes were honest insights into who Dick Cheney really is, how could a human being write that?

    Go ahead and discount all of the above. Cheney flat-out sucks as a politician. He has what can charitably be described as a terrible visage. The only support he rallies is from die-hard fanatics. If anyone outside his ideological bubble respect him, it's the respect one gives to an arch-nemesis for managing to survive so long (and so many health issues).

    I just don't get it.

    August 03, 2008

    One Million Visits Since September, 2002


    Click for full size.

    When I logged in and saw I had surpassed a million hits, I cringed and expected #1,000,000 to be one of the many searches that end up on my various MRSA posts. Those searches are usually in the form of a rather graphic depiction of some symptom. Blegh.

    Thankfully, someone in Fenton, Michigan wanted to look up jetta tdi loyalty and got my report of test-driving a 2004 Jetta TDI. So yay for consumer research!

    Now that I've reached the big time, I wonder if I can finally jack up my ad rates...

    July 30, 2008

    Gun Rights My Ass

    The AP via the Houston Chronicle: After court ruling, towns rush to repeal gun bans

    In 1981, this quiet northern Chicago suburb made history by becoming the first municipality in the nation to ban the possession of handguns.

    Twenty-seven years later, Morton Grove has repealed its law, bowing to a U.S. Supreme Court decision in June that affirmed homeowners' right to keep guns for self-defense.


    I don't normally say this, but what the hell: this is good news. I count it as an objective and substantive reduction in state power. Sure, the reason why the law was repealed is rotten - the Supremes' opinions do not cosmically determine Right and Wrong - but I'm glad the illegitimate authorities of one more block of land on this planet have backed down in one of their pursuits.
    The village still bans the sale of guns.

    Ohgawddamnit.

    No matter what news I read, there is always something in it to trip my rage nerve.

    "There hasn't been any pressure" to keep the ban, [Mayor Richard] Krier said, noting that the village's ordinance has been under scrutiny since the Supreme Court agreed to hear the Washington case. He also pointed out that the mostly residential village has never had a big problem with gun crime.

    WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, MAN?!

    I cannot think of any more apt description to encapsulate the above except for primitive ignorance.

    *grunt* Gun.
    *grunt* AIIIIEEEE!!
    *grunt* Huh?
    *grunt* Gun dangerous!
    *grunt* Danger?
    *grunt* It kills!
    *grunt* Kill bad.
    *grunt* Push it away! No want here!
    *grunt* Scaaaary gun.

    Gun rights advocates hailed the Supreme Court's 5-4 decision affirming that individuals have a right to own guns and keep them in their homes for self-defense.

    This was a bittersweet birthday present, one that keeps on giving.

    Gun rights advocates are just as deluded as the morons in control of Morton Grove. The court did no such thing. If it did, every single federal, state, and local law in the United States that imposes any restrictions or controls on the production, distribution, sale, purchase, ownership, storage, and use of firearms would be unconstitutional and immediately abolished by anyone in a seat of power with a clear mind and shred of honesty.

    But this did not happen. Oh, no, this did not happen at all.

    "We have no plans to amend our ordinance at this time," said Jennifer Hoyle, spokeswoman for Chicago's law department, noting that the ordinance has survived three previous court challenges. "We're prepared to take this fight to the Supreme Court if necessary."

    San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom said last month that his city would "vigorously fight the NRA" and defended the ban as good for public safety.

    Even Washington, D.C., has remained defiant, quickly enacting gun regulations that advocates say are still among the strictest in the country.


    Had the court actually ruled in favor of an individual right, this shit wouldn't be happening. For the vast majority of the nation, we must still get state permission to buy, own, and carry firearms. That isn't a right! That's a privilege! The 2nd Amendment was functionally invalidated decades ago. The court decision is a salve to the edge of a very open wound.
    "Others want to spend taxpayer money on some Don Quixote-type quest," [Todd Vandermyde, an NRA lobbyist in Illinois] said, referring to Chicago, whose lawyers insist the city's ban will withstand any legal challenges.

    You hypocritical ass. Like you'd be saying the same thing when, once the Supremes' membership changes, this "interpretation" of the 2nd is reversed and it's once again totally cool with the judiciary for governments to make it impossible to own guns or ban them outright. Oh no, you'd be right up there in front demanding Your Elected Representatives to direct their Attorneys General to defend their now-antiquated pro-gun stance with taxpayer money. Barrels of it.

    Fuck you, Todd.

    Paul Helmke, president of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, said he was disappointed to see communities' gun bans disappear because of financial concerns.

    "The pressure that Morton Grove is feeling is because the NRA and the gun-lobby lawyers are pushing these issues, basically forcing them to make a decision on where to spend their money," Helmke said.

    © 2008 The Associated Press
    Copyright © 2008 The Houston Chronicle


    And while I'm issuing condemnations, here's a double-fuck-you to Helmke. Not only is he a restrictionist tyrant, but he's reaching for anything - anything - he can use to substitute for an argument.

    "Their money" indeed. Not one mention of private property anywhere. That idea was popularly rejected long before the 2nd.

    July 23, 2008

    Spammy Spam with a Side of Crap

    Back in the Olde Tymes, I enjoyed posting some of the weirder spam one of my e-mail addresses collected:


    It has been somewhat quiet on the unsolicited bulk e-mailing front. Not in any sense pertaining to levels of activity. Lawd no. Yahoo and Google are working 24/7 to keep that garbage at bay. No, I've just not seen a message that grabbed my attention in some (usually depressingly) spectacular fashion.

    But I've got two new ones now!

    From: "Ferral" deam_1962@gulfpackaging.com
    To: Drizzten
    Subject: God Destroys Boise For Not Being Gay Enough
    Whoa! Now this is something that definitely slipped underneath my radar! Please, tell me more.
    Date: Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:50:54 +0900

    Bush 'Troubled' by Gay Marriages. Declares San Francisco Part of 'Axis of Evil'
    http://sugar-dreams.it/viewmovie.html


    Aw, gawddamn it! This could have been so much better. A shitty photoshopped image of a ravenous totally heterosexual president leering over the Bay Area menacing its inhabitants with the Army and Navy would have really spiced things up. Ya can't just throw out random shit, man! The subject should connect with the content of the body. Maybe insinuate Boise's mayor is really the crossdressing lesbian transsexual boyfriend of Gavin Newsom? Something to do with potato bestiality?

    C'mon, be creative!

    6 / 10
    Points for trying, but ultimately a failure for lack of cohesiveness.

    From: "Susumu" Susumu-koolvis@gscomm.com
    To: Drizzten
    Subject: Nigger slang derails McCain's campaign
    WHOA!!! *speedclick*
    Date: Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:36:20 +0200

    New cheaper drugs in store for HIV patients http://gotharestaurant.it/start.html


    Oh, gawddamnit. You bastard, you can't whip that kind of stuff out and let me down so quickly. You're worse than a skamp running around 6th Street with 90% of her boobs hanging out. At least with them you get a glimpse at the larger package. This, on the other hand, is pure wrapper around hot air.

    *delete*

    July 18, 2008

    The Half-Grand Question

    Damn it, damn it, damn it.

    To get my trusty TDI Golf back up to roadtripping spec, I'm dropping over $500 on it today. That's not exactly money I have sittin' around, but if it was, I'd soooo much rather spend it on something cool and unique.

    Like this.

    I've read this sucker's availability is one of those once-every-few-years sorta things.

    "Bargain" 70-79% of original condition. Shows more than average wear. May have dents, dings and a goodly amount of brassing and finish loss. Glass may have marks that should not affect picture quality.
    $665.00 Look at the history behind that lens! When talking about wide-angle glass, every additional milimeter of focal length makes a difference.

    Gawddamn it.

    July 17, 2008

    When Contributions, Aren't

    The AP: McCain gets Social Security but criticizes system

    People are not required to take Social Security payments, according to B.J. Jarrett, a spokesman with the Social Security Administration.

    "An individual does have the right to refuse his/her Social Security retirement benefit. However, Social Security is an entitlement program and an individual would essentially be forfeiting a benefit based upon contributions during his/her working lifetime," Jarrett said.

    Copyright © 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.


    In March, I received a letter from some prick named Michael J. Astrue. He claimed to be the Commissar Commissioner of Social Security and in charge of part of my retirement. Without batting a metaphorical eye, he provides the documentation to show how much my productive output has been leeched.

    Since 1996, the feds have threatened law enforcement violence my employers and I unless we paid them some arbitrary percentage of my income. Not counting 2007, their coercion has netted them over $14,000.

    Ideally, I'd get all that back, with interest. Not involuntary participation in some scheme that, while it's a "compact between generations," I have to be aware that "the law governing benefits may change."

    Yeah.

    I'll tell you right now, I'm willing to forget that small fortune was ever stolen from me via administrative proxy. Keep it. Probably reeks of bureaucrat.

    But in exchange, I want you motherfuckers to leave me alone. I want nothing to do with your "program." You do not have my consent. Refrain from harassing my employers. I don't trust you. Cancel my account. You're fired on general principles.

    And by the way, stop calling these microrobberies "contributions." It's insulting to those remaining Americans who can think clearly.

    July 09, 2008

    Social Security Is a Disgrace

    But not for the outraged reasons here.

    McCain isn't about to stop the systemic, unjust, coerced transfer of wealth from the young to the old. But it is nice to hear someone accidentally imply they're against it.

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